The internet, while bringing people together and forging great friendships, can crush a newly reborn friendship flat with just one miscommunication. Twitter makes this even more likely to happen...140 characters doesn't leave a lot of room to explain yourself.
Edit: Sometimes texting can fix this =)
The dream of owning your own business is wonderful, the reality involves paperwork, paperwork and more paperwork and very possibly selling your eternal soul to the dark lord. (I'm not sure which one yet, could be Sauron, Voldemort, Satan, take your pick.)
Weather.com is always always always going to lie to you in some way about what the temperature will be in your city. Sometimes this is not a problem, but sometimes it's off by 15 degrees and THAT is a problem.
Medication which says "may cause loss of appetite" actually means "HAHA, SUCKER, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO EAT MORE THAN A SINGLE FRENCH FRY OF SOLID FOOD ALL DAY. LIQUID DIET FOR YOU BITCH!"
AHCCCS is satanic.
Singles dinners are mostly a big disappointment, especially if you are a fairly picky person about who you date.
Being an adult kinda sucks.
Bagpipe music is always always awesome, especially if your neighbors hate it.
Athletic shoes cost a lot more than they should, a LOT more.
Sales at Old Navy still feel like highway robbery compared to how much an outfit costs at Goodwill.
When you've been out all day in 100 degree weather you will not be as much fun to play Apples2Apples with as you usually are.
But sometimes a theme will arise in your winning cards that can be a little disturbing none the less.
|All I needed was "White van with no windows" and "free candy" to complete this set.|
And that, dear readers, is all I have to say to you today.